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lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

lubricates:

just imagine what would happen if the internet suddenly stopped working all over the world

Um no

refreshes:

all i ever wanted in life was a baelationship

elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves


Me:  *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady:  *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL:  Isn't he a little old for you?
Me:  Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad:  *chokes into his drink*
ROL:  You should respect your elders.
Me:  You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad:  *chokes on his drink again*
ROL:  *storms off*
Dad:  *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me:  What?
Dad:  Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.