coldsweatsandsneakers:

So today a little girl came into the library where I work in an Elsa costume and she looked just like Elsa and my boss made the mistake of walking up to her and saying “well hello, princess, how are you?” and the little girl just says “Excuse me, I am a queen” and walks away

59,541 notes · 4 hours ago

rally-dawson:

ahh yes the sweet smell of feeling excluded from absolutely everything

322,025 notes · 4 hours ago

cumber-kitty:

lokimydarlingbby:

cumber-kitty:

when people write ‘the gif didn’t load but i bet it’s…” 

the gif didn’t load but I bet it’s a supernatural gif

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umyehs:

iamimpalalocked:

umyehs:

STOP RIGHT THERE!

You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.

im no cutie 

uhhh-huh, that’s what they all say

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restraimed:

so cute omg
mtv:

#pause

fishingboatproceeds:

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.

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santatory:

breachtheclouds:

setbabiesonfire:

danielkiwi:

sailorhatesjane:

pantslessyoda:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

no words

oh…. 

That last part tho.

reblogging again

aaw.. that is so.. oh my god,….

allistormiguelrichards:

fireflieschasingnight:

actionables:

look at this picture

image

when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

waaaaaat

I thought it was either a woman or a man posing in some kind of bright suit first, then enlarged it and thought it was a parrot…only to read further and realize I was right the first time.

160,662 notes · 4 hours ago
drinkyourteanow:

Tea drinking beatles