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hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

m456g785445-kkkk-j4h58f7f8g9gl88:

yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled 

reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

When people went to watch TFIOS, they used tissues for their tears. When people go to watch 50 Shades, they’re gonna use tissues for something else…

spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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wigglytuffer:

first things first i’m

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hoodrat-gutterpigeon:

fuckingcockstar:

I got suspended today for beating up a girl who bullied me for years. My mom said she’s never been more proud

*applauds* 

dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING